SMOOTH
PIRATE®
"The Smooth Side of Masculinity."
Modern grooming essentials built for the everyday man.
The Collection
The Full Grooming System
Matte Hold
Natural texture with confident control. Strong hold, clean finish — no residue, no shine.
Classic Shine
Clean shine with timeless barbershop character. Medium hold, high-gloss finish for the refined look.
Aftershave Cologne
Fresh masculine refinement for everyday wear. Soothes, hydrates, and leaves a lasting signature.
Shaving Cream
Smooth glide. Comfortable protection. A rich lather built for a barbershop-quality shave.
Deodorant
All-day freshness with modern masculine character. Clean, dry, and confidently effective.
Hair & Beard Wash
Cleanse, strengthen, and refresh. A dual-purpose formula that keeps both hair and beard in peak condition.
Our Philosophy
The Smooth Side
of Masculinity
SMOOTH PIRATE® was created for men who value confidence without noise.
Built around the philosophy of confidence without noise, the brand combines modern grooming performance with timeless masculine character.
No Aggression.
Calm, controlled, confident.
No Gimmicks.
Honest ingredients, honest results.
No Overcomplication.
Clean daily grooming for real life.
About the Brand
SMOOTH PIRATE®
The Story of Edward England
Not every pirate was remembered for violence. Edward England became known for something unusual: restraint, humanity, and calm leadership during one of the harshest periods in maritime history.
While others ruled through fear, England was remembered for mercy — a rare quality that ultimately made him an outsider among pirates themselves.
SMOOTH PIRATE® draws inspiration from that quieter form of masculinity. Strength without aggression. Confidence without noise. Presence without cruelty.
That spirit lives at the heart of the brand and its philosophy:
"The Smooth Side of Masculinity."
Built for modern men, SMOOTH PIRATE® combines timeless grooming traditions with everyday grooming essentials designed to help men look sharp, feel confident, and stay smooth.
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SMOOTH PIRATE® · Ultra Sigma Ltd. · New Zealand